I’d like to crash a wedding.

“Some who crash do so only to eat the hors d’oeuvres. This enables the crasher to remain even more under the radar. At a sit-down reception, there is usually assigned seating by place cards, and finding a seat may be difficult, especially when there are no no-shows, or when determining which seats are vacant may be difficult. But when crashing for the hors d’oeuvres only, this enables the crasher to eat all s/he wants while blending in, and then leaving.”